INT. HOUSE – BILLY’S BEDROOM
BILLY is sitting down at his desk,wearing headphones, and drawing something in front of him.
Yells and crashes can be hear faintly in the background muffled by his headphones, leading up to a slam that causes BILLY to take gently take his headphones off.
GAVIN walks into the room behind BILLY.
GAVIN
Hey, Billy? I think Philip’s got some anger issues.
BILLY notices and turns around to GAVIN.
BILLY
What makes you think that?
GAVIN
Well…
Cut to short montage of Philip attacking people, breaking things and shooting recklessly.
Cut back to BILLY and GAVIN in room.
BILLY
Okay, true. But it’s not like it’s affecting us.
Cut to wide shot of BILLYS room, thrashed and destroyed from Philip’s current tantrum.
BILLY
Oh… Yeah we gotta fix this.
GAVIN
We could try therapy?
WHIP CUT TO LIVING ROOM
INT. HOUSE – LIVING ROOM
Close up of BILLY
BILLY is dressed up as Albert Einstein holding a clipboard to look like a therapist.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 2.
BILLY
And how does that make you feel? (calmly)
Quick zoom out.
PHILIP can be seen destroying the living room around BILLY. PHILIP then grabs the chair that BILLY is sitting on and lifts him up, throwing him out the window.
GAVIN walks into the doorway with two cups of tea as he sees this happen.
WHIP CUT BACK TO BILLYS ROOM
INT. HOUSE – BILLY’S BEDROOM
BILLY and GAVIN are back in BILLY’s room. BILLY now has his arm in a sling from being thrown.
He pulls of his fake moustache.
BILLY
Nope. How about a padded cell?
WHIP CUT TO OUTSIDE PADDED CELL DOOR
INT. HOUSE – PADDED CELL
GAVIN is dressed up as a security guard bringing PHILIP his dinner.
GAVIN
Philip! Dinner time!
GAVIN opens the cell door and finds the cell is completely torn to shreds with a PHILIP sized hole that leads outside, and BILLY in the corner tied up with a straight jacket naked and shivering. The sound of a car siren going off can be heard in the distance.
BILLY
Everything happened so fast…
WHIP CUT BACK TO BILLYS ROOM
3.
INT. HOUSE – BILLY’S BEDROOM
BILLY and GAVIN are back in BILLYs room again. BILLY shivers once and shakes it off.
BILLY
Blegh- Big nope.
GAVIN
Exorcism?
WHIP CUT TO PHILIPS BEDROOM
INT. HOUSE – PHILIPS BEDROOM
Billy and PHILIP are dressed as priests and are speaking in reverse. The room shakes and PHILIPs soul arises from his body.
His soul floats in mid-air before flying into BILLY and possessing him, flying his body into the wall over and over.
WHIP CUT BACK TO BILLYS ROOM
INT. HOUSE – BILLY’S BEDROOM
BILLY and GAVIN are back in BILLYS bedroom again. BILLY coughs up a bit of soul residue and is covered in bandages.
BILLY
Hell no. How about…
Before BILLY can suggest, the TV downstairs in the living room switches on to an AD about anger management.
CUT TO DOOR FRAME OF LIVING ROOM
INT. HOUSE – LIVING ROOM
GAVIN and BILLY peer into the living room, each head sliding in from the side.
CUT TO TV AD
We hear a disembodied voice on screen following the words shown.
TV VOICE DO YOU HAVE ANGER MANAGEMENT ISSUES? DO YOU NEED TO BLOW OFF (MORE)
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 4.
TV VOICE (cont’d) SOME STEAM? THEN VISIT OUR DANGER CHMABER, THIS TOWNS MOST EFFECTIVE ANGER ROOM YET! NOW GO GETSMASHING!
After the AD the TV bursts and a fire starts in it.
BILLY and GAVIN smile and nod to eachother.
CLOCK TRANSITION TO THE DANGER CHAMBER
INT. DANGER CHAMBER
BILLY and GAVIN are standing in the door way of the anger room as we see Philip having the time of his life breaking things.
GAVIN
Looks like we did a good job! I’m gonna join in, you coming?
BILLY
I think I’ll just stay here and not get hit.
GAVIN
heads off screen towards Philip to break things.
Just as this starts we hear something break and crash off screen and the sound of something flying toward BILLY.
BILLY
Oh not aga-AA
MATCH CUT TO BILLYS FACE
INT. HOUSE – OUTSIDE PHILIPS DOORWAY
BILLY is finished the scream. He now has an eyepatch where the schrapnel hit him in the eye.
GAVIN
You okay?
Billy whinces as he takes his hand off his face.
BILLY
No.. but hey at least the place isn’t a mess anymore and Philip’s finally found some peace.
(CONTINUED)
CONTINUED: 5.
The both turn into the doorway to see PHILIP, who is now sitting in the middle of his rooom in a meditation pose. Glowing with a radient hue.
The camera slowly zooms in on Philip. A black vignette appears surrounding the screen. (Eeerie soft music plays)
Once the camera gets near him, quick zoom into his face.
PHILIP’s eyes flash open with a radient glow.
Cut to black. (Music cuts)
